I really love Deb & Dan’s prank war in season 3.
And Oh my God…Brooke just used the word fetch.
Gretchen Weiners would be thrilled. :P
You know, I’m not giving up on you either, Charlie. It’s gonna be ok. You’re gonna be okay. We’ll get through this together.
Remind me why we’re keeping him alive
What do you suggest, we shoot him like a dog?
No, I like dogs.
- person 1: i can draw really well
- person 2: i'm really athletic
- person 3: i write really well
- person 4: i'm fucking gorgeous
- person 5: i'm hilarious and likable
- person 6: i can dance really well
- me: i can breathe
“justin bieber is a girl,” the twelve year old boy proudly exclaims. the world erupts with laughter, millions of people brought to their knees and floors in raucous amusement. it is hailed as the best joke ever made and world peace is soon acheived
The seniors decided to turn our school into Hogwarts for their senior prank.
The result was kind of awesome.
BEST.
Sometimes I pretend not to remember details about people because having a good memory apparently equates to creepiness
